Of course, all of those really good reasons why there shouldn't be a My Bloody Valentine 3D concert movie were too convincing for movie execs, and so instead they green lit a 3D remake of the old Canadian slasher movie from which the band took their name. Boring.

Except for not really. Modern 3D technology is actually really cool, especially when movies aren't just converted after the fact but actually filmed in 3D. Imagine pick-axes and knives and stuff coming at you realistically. Attractive young females being punished for their sexuality bouncing out of their two-dimensional prison. How could you not find that interesting? Plus, according to the commercial, it's a really good date movie. Sounds like a win-win to me.